I knew the octopus would pick Spain

Here's the song of Paul, he's the psychic octopus.
He knew that Spain would win, and the whole world made a fuss.
If he had less legs, you might think he's one of us,
But no, it's Paul the Psychic Octopus!!

Episode 1:

"Hi Paul, what do you think is behind that rock?"

"I reckon... it's fish."

"Oh my god! It's fish!"


Give it up for Paul, he's the psychic octopus
He's never wrong at all, and he's never a bit sus.
Look he's at the bus stop, and now here comes the bus!
Cos it's Paul the Psychic Octopus!!


I've gotta say I love the news at the moment, and the advent of sites such as Twitter and better awareness of people's demand is changing what's on the news. It's great. Though many sources are still very old-fashioned in many respect of what they term important news.

Imagine how would it feel if you sat on an octopus?

I love these two news stories from this week:

This one - after you've got the snigger out the way, is absolutely fascinating - an amazing discovery...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8792000/8792008.stm

This one I don't even properly understand but is amazing too:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/science_and_environment/10517040.stm



"How many octopuses does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"1/8!"


In other news, I found some Raoul Moat jokes hiding about:


“Rothbury residents tell police they can't resume a normal life until Raoul Moat is caught. Only then will they all go dogging.”


"Man City have bid £45m for Raoul Moat. They've no idea who he is, but they've heard everyone's after him, plus he can shoot!"


"Whats the difference between Raoul Moat and Ashley Cole? Raoul Moat is still deep in the geordie bush."


Why don't they ask Physic Paul where Raoul Moat is? You could place a bush and a tree next to his tank and take it from there!